This guy claims someone sneaked up and put a padlock through his ear — before clicking it into place and legging it. While a lot of people have already asked how he didn’t notice it happening, “Tom Grim Fandango Matthews” swears he only realized the device was in his flesh tunnel after hearing a random click. “So guess what some little w*** stain just did to me if I find you I will put you 6 feet under end of rant c*** [sic]”, he wrote after posting the above picture on Facebook. His friends took it as an opportunity to make fun of him. “Get yourself to the diy shop and give em a fiver to cut it off,” one of his mates wrote. Another added: “I can pick locks, £10 an hour tho! [sic]”. Mr. Matthews, who is thought to be from the UK, doesn’t know who the perpetrator is but seemed to be taking it in good spirits after his initial outrage. But he’ll probably be more aware the next time he’s on his lunch break. He eventually managed to get the padlock off with bolt cutters.
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